POP. Did you hear that? I think our popcorn is done. Hmmm, it tastes a little funny. Like rainbows, and hopes...and dreams? YIKES! Is there a horn stuck in between my teeth? This is no regular popcorn, this is uni-corn. It still helps lull you into that childlike suspension of belief you need to watch a movie, but I feel wrong eating it. I'd rather wear these as uni-corn crew socks.
